OH HOW I LOVE THEE BUT YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY

I KNOW THIS IS THE SECOND POST OF THE DAY AND TODAY WENT PRETTY SMOOTH UNTIL WE TOOK JORDAN TO SOCCER PRACTICE. YOU SEE RILEY FELL ASLEEP IN THE CAR JUST BEFORE WE GOT THERE. SHE SLEPT UNTIL WE GOT TO BOB EVANS. IN OTHER WORDS SHE HAD A TEN MINUTE POWER NAP. WE DO NOT USUALLY LET RILEY HAVE A NAP AT ALL BECAUSE SHE WILL STAY UP UNTIL MIDNIGHT-1AM. AS IT IS SHE USUALLY STAYS UP UNTIL 10:30-11. OH YEAH SHE USUALLY GETS UP EARLY TOO. ANYWAY AFTER HER POWER NAP WE WENT TO WALMART AND OF COURSE SHE HAD TO GO TO THE BATHROOM AND ENDED UP IN THE CART RIGHT AWAY. WE WENT TO WATCH JORDAN FINISH PRACTICE AND SHE HAD TO PEE AGAIN AS SOON AS WE GOT THERE. IN THE MEAN TIME SHE TALKED 100 MILE AN HOUR NON-STOP FROM THE TIME SHE WOKE UP UNTIL WELL SHE IS STILL GOING. SHE FELL OFF A BENCH AND THE BLEACHERS AFTER ME TELLING HER SHE BETTER NOT STAND ON THERE OR SHE WAS GOING TO FALL. DONT WORRY SHE WAS FINE AND DID NOT FALL HARD OR EVEN CRY BUT IT WAS THE FACT THAT SHE DID NOT LISTEN TO ME. AFTER PRACTICE WE HAD TO GO FINISH OUR SHOPPING AT ALDIS AND SHE JUMPED AROUND AND AS I CALL IT FIDDLE-FARTED AROUND UNTIL SHE GOT HERSELF A SWAT IN THE SECOND ISLE. ALL WHILE TALKING NON-STOP. WE MADE IT THROUGH THERE AND ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS GET HOME. WELL HALF-WAY HOME WITH RILEY TALKING AND JORDAN TRYING TO GET A WORD IN WE CREAMED A BABY DEER. WE KEPT RIGHT ON GOING AND ONLY BROKE OUT A RUNNING LIGHT. IT WAS THE QUIETEST FIVE MINUTES OF THE DAY. WE GOT HOME AND PUT AWAY GROCERIES AND ME, EVERETT, AND RILEY GOT IN THE POOL. TALKING AND SWIMMING DO NOT MIX. RILEY FOUND THIS OUT THE HARD WAY AND GOT A MOUTHFULL AND CHOKED AND GAGGED UNTIL SHE THREW UP. DID NOT STOP HER FROM GOING ON CHIT CHAT CHIT CHAT. I LOVE HER SO MUCH BUT I SWEAR WHEN SHE FINALLY STOPS TONIGHT I WILL BREATH A SIGH OF RELIEF. SOME DAYS SHE DOES NOT EVEN STOP TO CHEW HER FOOD. I LIKE TO TALK A LOT TOO. SHE DOES COME BY IT HONEST, BUT EVEN I STOP TO EAT.